Problem Solving Strategies Part 2 : Violence

     Let's be honest, sometimes violence is the answer. SO it's about damn time we recognized its ability. Here's how it works as illustrated by my daily battle with the tv:

PS...If you are wondering why i have a crappy tv, a baby blue couch, and walls that are such an ugly pink Barbie wouldn't wear it. It's because i live in a rented house w/ four housemates and limited money!

     Violence is also a good way to help people. Look at Batman Spider-man or even your friendly neighborhood Border Patrol Officers. Violence is a cool way to enforce the law and/or force your opinions onto other people.

     Looking to spice up your love life? Use violence! In the bedroom hard spanking and strangulation turn some people on...not normal people but I'm assuming you guys aren't dating normal people...I mean what normal people would ever...y'know what nevermind I'm getting off topic.  Outside of the bedroom violence is a great way to enforce "Man's Law". Using violence can help you go from "Make me a sandwich please" to "MAKE ME A SANDWICH NOW"..."Do you know what the five fingers said to the face?" "SMACK!"

**Note** it is important to recognize the difference between discipline and abuse. Remember:
Smack with palm= Discipline :-D

Smack with backhand= Abuse >:(

     Try hitting your friends, relatives, neighbors, and enemies to resolve tense arguments. Remember Actions speak louder than words. And Violent action says I'm a man who gets things DONE!

   Is violence not solving all of your problems? Try adding foreign objects to the mix.  Having Knives and guns makes you cool!  Just like those cool Gangsters on Tv!!! You know the ones who steal stuff and do drugs cuz it's cool. Not that I would ever condone the COOL crimes committed by those COOL people on TV. Who do those things because it makes them COOL.

SO enjoy violence!! Your new problem solving tool!
**Results may vary**

***NOTE**

My opinions should often be disregarded