Job Number One: Luigi's Pizza Guy
As Juno Mcguff once said " WOAH! Dream Big!" That statement is fully encompassing of my dream to be a pizza guy. When I was a little boy I loved Luigi's pizza. It was like my favorite food in the world. Still Probably is. So I thought to myself if I work at this pizza place as a delivery driver then I will of course be able to eat all of the pizza I want. I mean when your like 4 or 5 pizza man seems like such a cool job. You get to be around yummy food. YOU GET TO DRIVE A CAR! It just seems like so much awesomeness. You, know especially if you work for big sausage pizza lol.. I ended up deciding against my dream to work at Dairy Queen. That turned out to be a losing decision.
Here's a video that may inspire you to be a pizza guy
Or to punch the pizza delivery guy...it's whatever...
Job Number 2: Pokemon Master
After I grew up a little more I decided I should be a Pokemon master instead. I mean it's clearly the best career choice one can make. I'm planning on eventually changing my major to Pokemon training actually. I actually achieved my goal. I mean i caught all of the Pokemon. UNTIL THOSE BASTARDS MADE LIKE A BUHZILLION MORE!! I also won all of the badges! Except now there's like a million more badges and ribbons, and symbols and medals. It's too much. Still i won't pretend I'm still not excited about the game. I mean when a new game comes out (and it just did Shane bought it for me) I'm all like:
My current goal is to become a super awesome psychologist. I'm actually really good at getting into peoples heads, and since I am crazy, and have a crazy family the subject matter is always relevant. I think one day I'll be the coolest psychologist ever. I'm gonna become a prison psychologist then a clinical psychologist. I'll get to help crazy people and probably eventually go crazy myself. I even have a psychiatrist that I want to be like
Her name's Dr. Harleen Quinzel also called Harley Quinn.
She's an insane ex-psychiatrist who develops sever hybristolphilia (obsession with dangerous people) and joined her boyfriend the Joker in becoming a super villain. And I feel that becoming a clown themed super villain is ultimately the long term goal of all psycholologists.
Peace people. Sorry this is such a half assed post I'll put more work into them after spring break