THE SUPER ZOMG AMAZING CONTEST!!!

Hey friends! So I recently decided I NEED (NOT WANT BUT NEED) to become super famous off my blog and/or stand-up in order to stay out of the real world.  Trust me its for the best. If I have to work 40 hours a week 9-5 people will probably start disappearing.......

     So in the interest of expanding my blog popularity I turn to you the fans! Every person that joins my blog this summer will be added to a contest drawing....WITH M*THA-F**KING PRIZES!!!! What kinds of prizes you ask?....Well here are a couple that I for sure want to do but there will be more

*Pick a blog topic*
*Win a signed original copy of animations from your favorite blog*
*Maybe win a mug that has your favorite scene or quote on it*
*Win a date with me....Not really*
*Maybe a t-shirt similar to the mug*
*I'll draw you a picture*
*Guest posts I will write one or you can write one here*
*Umm candy and unicorns, and stickers and happiness*
*I'll send you a banana in the mail...You don't have to wrap them or anything, you just put a stamp on the peel isn't that weird??*
*OTHER THINGS*



    So yeah, just become a follower before September and you're entered. YAY!!!

"BUT JARED THAT'S UNFAIR TO ALL OF US WHO ALREADY JOINED YOUR BLOG"....F*CK YOU GUYS!!!---J/K! All of my current followers can enter by harassing your friends and getting them to follow me!!! just tell them to after becoming a follower, to comment on whatever the most recent post is and leave your Blogger name their so I know they led you here. Then both you and your friend will be entered.  You can enter in as many people as you like and you will get your name put in the drawing for every single follower you refer!.  The hundredth follower, cuz I'm original like that, will be worth double points..that's two places in the drawing.

After you join you are considered a current follower and may refer friends for contest points as well.

CURRENT FOLLOWERS...Here's a list of people who you should nag incessantly to, in order to convince them to join my blog

Your Mom
Your Dad (blog membership is the best belated father's day gift)
Your Uncles (even the creepy one)
Your aunts (even the one who loves your uncle despite how weird he is)
Your cousins, nieces and nephews (assuming they are old enough to view the content
Your children (reconnect with your children by agreeing on how awesome I am)
Your grandparents (they need something to do in the home anyway)
Your entire family
Other peoples family
FAMOUS PEOPLE (twitter them my blog info, or if you know them in person tell them to endorse me or at least send me money)
Random Strangers (Strangers have THE BEST CANDY)
Friends
Enemies
Pets (if your pets use the computer)
Coworkers
Cow Workers (people who work with cows)
Long distance relatives
dentists
doctors
nail technicians
EVERYONE YOU KNOW
EVERYONE YOU DON'T KNOW

Here are some other prize ideas I was considering

This beautiful camera prints great pictures of horses, i mean butterflies, i mean moths