For the first one I was going to use a hilarious little, picture from our local walmart to inform people that they may bring thereservice animals inside the establishment.
I'm not going to pretend I don't love everything about this sign. It's not really a warning sign but it fits the accidentally sexual part perfectly. And why not treat yourself to a girl scout? I mean after all you're worth it. And they come door to door, with cookies in hand. And let's not say its there fault if anything happens but, you have to admit those dirt brown jackets, and ankle length skirts, it's almost like they're asking for it. I would end this part with thefamous saying"If there's grass on the field play ball" but I really think its kinda gross, so we'll move on to another sign.
This sign, continuing with our Dairy queen theme is on every bucket of mix we would receive. The sign looks like this
"Don't Drown Your Baby In this Bucket"
"This Is Not the Appropriate Bucket to drown your baby in"
"Baby soup is gross"
"You can keep water in this container, or you can keep babies in this container, but never do both at the same time"
"Babies are NOT witches"
"Hey Don't let your fatass baby eat al of our ice cream mix"
"Don't Get Your Baby Drunk"
"Casey Anthony is NOT allowed to have this bucket"
Those are my best guesses. Sorry for the brevity of this post but I'm planning a showcase this week so I can get a job as a cruise line comedian. Wouldn't that be nifty?